This chapter of `Englishanese` takes a look at the wonderful and useful world of Japanese products.
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Nihon (Japan) doesn`t mess around when it comes to drying off wet hands. This bada$$ piece of machinery is a powerful technology-laden beast. Simply place your hands within its crevice, and let the intense blowing begin. I`ve made many a Japanese person wait patiently as I gloriously abuse its magnificence. They should make one for the whole body!
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Phone Charger Locker
Is your phone suffering? Need a quick charge? No worries mate, there`s the `phone charger locker.` This nifty device was at a local shopping center. Simply hook up your phone for a charge and safely lock it up. I`m sure these contraptions will invade America soon, if they haven`t already.
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Banana Protector
The `greatest` thing since slice bread has arrived. A ￥100 ($1) plastic giant banana that protects your edible banana from the harsh abusive nature of the real world. Needless to say, I haven`t purchased this useful and stupid piece of $hit. But, if you want me to send you one, I will. I may even throw a banana in there for ya!
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Dressing Room
Okay, I admit this may not be too useful. Regardless, say konnichiwa (hello) to the standard yofukuya (clothing store) dressing room. So what`s behind the curtain? A naked Japanese person changing.
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