Shockingly, KFC appears to be the #2 American fast food chain, behind #1 McDonalds, in Japan. The Japs be lovin their fried chikin!
While browsing through the aisles of `Don Quixote,`I spied two fat boys practicing their vibro action. I smiled, then snuck behind a stack of books to peer at them with erotic amusement. `Don Quixote` is like a Wal-Mart in that it has everything you need...but like a `Spencer`s Gifts` in that all of the products are uselessly hip. Much fun!
That is the title of this wonderfully odd journal.