What was in this package? Let’s just say parental love. This special rendition of sentiment comes in the form of my soccer keeper gloves, a bag of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, 5 boxes of Kraft Macorini and Cheese, two cans of Bush’s Baked Beans, a bulk bag of candy corn, and something I wasn’t expecting. Did someone say Championship? That’s right a$$holes, I now have Lipton dry iced tea mix in my possession, and Captain Morgan is just a 10 minute bike ride away. My world famous liquid satisfier will now grace the island of Honshu. Giddyup!
You might be thinking, “but that’s all junk food.” You are absopositively correct! I want to publicly say ‘Thank you, and I love you,” to my family.
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`Party In My Mouth`
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Talk about some Bull, 2nd year in college and still have yet to recieve a care package.
Dude, save me some candy corn!
P.S. I'm stalking you today.
Aww how cool. I know how much you love food. I'll be sending thoothpaste and floss soon.
Now all you need is some frozen Mighty Taco and a couple 2 liters of Tahitian Treat and you're all set.
WOW that is awesome....is cap'n morgan readily available??
Fucking... Bush's... baked... beans...
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